Lyrics:
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through Checkpoint A
But not through Checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the US military
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Mine blew up, you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
US soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel on my head
I used to be a man,
But every time I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work,
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenience store night clerk
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed,
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I KILL YOU!